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dietchola:

i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried

I’m sorry but that is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard of. I’m truly so very sorry for your traumatic experience. And sorry for laughing at it.

  • parents:

    you need to go out more

  • parents:

    you need to exercise more

  • parents:

    YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????

  • parents:

    HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???

  • parents:

    why are you getting angry

shubbabang:

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every one of your favorite songs are on whenever you aren’t listening to the radio that is a fact

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked


Srsly what the fuck

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

Srsly what the fuck

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

Crowley certainly doesn’t.

antfucker98:

ladycaracas:

this is fucking fake

prove it asshole

teavenger:

Pizza: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new foods, to seek out new ingredients and new combinations, to boldly cut where no pizza wheel has cut before.

teavenger:

Pizza: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new foods, to seek out new ingredients and new combinations, to boldly cut where no pizza wheel has cut before.

professorfangirl:

dominatrixeditrix:

Honey Maid’s amazing response to the hate they got for showing gay and mixed-race couples in an ad. 

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princeunikitty:

edwardspoonhands:

macabrekawaii:

iheartchaos:

Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.

I almost forgot that pranks could be funny. 

The song in the background is Dies Irae, for anyone who’s wondering.

That was beautiful.

intothedarkstars:

I love this.