i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried
I’m sorry but that is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard of. I’m truly so very sorry for your traumatic experience. And sorry for laughing at it.
you need to go out more
you need to exercise more
YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
why are you getting angry
every one of your favorite songs are on whenever you aren’t listening to the radio that is a fact
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
Crowley certainly doesn’t.
Pizza: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new foods, to seek out new ingredients and new combinations, to boldly cut where no pizza wheel has cut before.
Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza
San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.
See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.
I almost forgot that pranks could be funny.
The song in the background is Dies Irae, for anyone who’s wondering.
That was beautiful.